Wise Wisdom

  • Your local auto parts gives you wholesale prices due to the quantity of parts you purchase daily.....
  • You can tell the brand of tire by the way it sounds.....
  • You can tell the make, model, and year of the vehicle by the sound of the motor.....
  • You look for new unpaved roads on your way home on a nightly basis.....
  • While sleepwalking you head to the garage and change your gear ratio.....
  • You've been asked to do a commercial for Turtle Wax based on your last mud run.....
  • Your neighbor refers to you as the local Pic-a-Part.....
  • Your idea of saving an endangered species means picking up a rusted Jeep Willy's shell from the local car crushing program.....
  • You tell your significant other "hey, keeps me out of the local bar doesn't it?"
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